Your June Horoscope Says You Should Be Drinking... (And Why You'll Need Unbooze After)

Mercury might be in microwave mode, but your summer drink game doesn't have to be a hot mess.

Summer's here, the vibes are immaculate, and the stars have aligned to tell you exactly what you should be sipping poolside. But plot twist: they also revealed why you're going to wake up feeling like you got hit by a cosmic bus.

Let the universe guide your cocktail choices (and save your tomorrow):

♈ ARIES: Watermelon Jalapeño Margarita

You came to turn UP, not show up. This drink matches your fire energy, but that competitive streak means you're definitely having "just one more" until 2 AM. RIP to your Sunday plans.

♉ TAURUS: Strawberry Basil Bourbon Smash

Peak strawberry season has you feeling fancy and indulgent. You'll savor every sip... and every sip after that... and the five more after those. Your bank account and your head will both be hurting.

♊ GEMINI: Cucumber Mint Gimlet (Happy Birthday Season!)

Light, refreshing, perfect for your marathon birthday celebrations. But you get so caught up telling that story about your ex's cousin's dog that you lose count. Suddenly it's Tuesday and you've been celebrating since Friday.

♋ CANCER: Peach Bellini

Summer peaches hit different when you're in your feelings. One toast to "summer memories" turns into crying about that time in 2019 when everything was perfect. The emotional hangover hits harder than the physical one.

♌ LEO: Frosé (Frozen Rosé)

Instagram-perfect and fabulous, just like you. But frozen drinks are basically adult slushies, and before you know it, you've had four while posing for the 'gram. Your main character energy can't save you from this plot twist.

♍ VIRGO: Lavender Gin Fizz

You spent three hours researching the perfect summer cocktail recipe. Measured everything precisely. Then proceeded to have six "perfectly crafted" drinks because they were just so well-made.

♎ LIBRA: Summer Sangria

Beautiful, balanced, made for sharing - just like your aesthetic. But sangria is secretly strong, and your people-pleasing nature means you can't say no when everyone keeps refilling your glass.

♏ SCORPIO: Blackberry Bourbon Lemonade

Dark and mysterious meets summer refreshment. You bring intensity to every pool party, and that includes intense regret when you realize you've been drinking bourbon like it's actual lemonade.

♐ SAGITTARIUS: Mojito

Tropical, adventurous, giving vacation energy even when you're just on your apartment balcony. Your wanderlust extends to your drinking habits, but geography doesn't change hangovers.

♑ CAPRICORN: Classic Negroni

Sophisticated and timeless, perfect for summer networking events. But those events keep stacking up, and your "work hard, party harder" motto is about to meet its match.

♒ AQUARIUS: Elderflower Spritz

Unique and trendy, discovered at that cool rooftop bar everyone's talking about. Your experimental nature means you're trying a different variation every night. Science experiment: successful. Sunday morning: not so much.

♓ PISCES: Rosé Spritzer

Dreamy, flowy, changes with your summer romance mood. Light and breezy until you realize you've been "lightly sipping" for eight hours straight. Your feelings flow as freely as the wine.

The stars have spoken, but so has science: Summer hangovers hit different when you're dehydrated, sleep-deprived, and emotionally invested in your seasonal aesthetic.

Whatever your sign says you should be drinking, Unbooze says you should be prepared. Because the only thing worse than ignoring your horoscope is wasting your entire Sunday because Mercury was in retrograde and you forgot to plan ahead.

Ready to align your summer drinking with actual recovery? Your future self (and your horoscope) will thank you.